URGENT Call to all Evangelicals and Religious Fanatics of all types
August 31, 2008
Travel with all haste to New Orleans, Louisiana. Proceed to the water’s edge of the Gulf coast before noon on September 1! This notice includes Pat Robertson, James Dobson, Praise-dent Bush, Gov Palin, and all full mooners. Once on station at the beach begin praying for hurricane Gustav to go back into the Gulf. Pray as hard as you can. Do not be deterred by the winds and rising tide. Ignore the calls to evacuate for you have the power. Raise your hands, close your eyes and shout until the seas calm. The lives and property of hundreds of thousands of people depend on YOU. Do not let them down. Go NOW!
This directive brought to you by the Office of Faith-Based Initiatives.